We’ve cold-cut steak,

and Coke for all,

and barbecue sauce with every meal.

But there’s one food

that tops the list,

the marvellous

Fruit of the Pig.

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, we

enjoy it fatty and fried,

With eggs, it’s best,

or even in

a hamburger for your lunch.

Toothpaste and dog food

are flavored with it,

there’s duct tape with its emblem,

in the U.S. of A., a staple of food

will always be

Fruit of the Pig.